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Post by Alice Sefaline on Jun 9, 2009 8:56:19 GMT -5
Ok this page is for anything awesome like AMV's video's Harry potter funny pictures or any fan art or little poems or lyrics or what ever you find or create to do with Harry Potter
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Post by Alice Sefaline on Jun 9, 2009 8:57:13 GMT -5
83 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts!
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the ministry are here.
82. When asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It does DEATH” may be correct but it is not the manor in which one should answer.
81. Calling Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
80. I will not use Slytherine and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney I prophesied her death.
78. Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster” not “My liege”.
77. I will not refer to the accio charm as “the force”.
76. There is not now nor has there ever been a fifth house at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
74. I will not say, “Dude get a life” to Voldemort.
73. I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.
72. When fighting deatheaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “there can only be ONE”.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherine house mascot.
70. Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
69. Fist years should not be encouraged to befriend the whomping willow.
68. I will not impersonate a Swedish chef in potions class.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuffs as “cannon fodder”.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of “Selsun Blue” into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.
65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
63. Using engorgio charms on certain parts of the anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, even for entertainment purposes.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey”.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.
60. I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.
59. I am not defense against the Boring classes Professor.
58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
57. I can not Hadoken anything into oblivion.
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shaklebolt as “big black sexy auror.”
55. Black Phoenix Labs does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as “veela pheromones”.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
53. I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley’s head.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetic Corp.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda boy.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books she would have already said so.
48. I am not allowed to teach the first year to sing “a wizards staff has a knob at the end”.
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me ‘the pointy hat trick’.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make ‘love potion number nine’.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
44. I will not owl copies of the Evil Overlord list to suspected deatheaters.
43. It is a bad idea to tell professor McGonagall that she takes herself to seriously.
42. 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
39. Asking, “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and then walking away is only funny the first time.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be addressed as “Admiral Naismith”.
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility thong.
36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bathroom to, “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.
35. Any resemblance between the Dementors and the Nazgul is just a coincidence.
34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentats in training”.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmacy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
31. I do not have a Dalek patronus.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
28. I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
27. I am not a tribble Animagus.
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
25. I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him that they are real animals.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the school library shelves.
23. I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with coast-to-coast AM transcripts.
21. There is no such thing as were-thylacine.
20. I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as “bookends”.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me lucky charms”.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of muggle life.
15. “Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.
14. I will not start every potions class by asking my professor if today’s project is suitable as a sexual lubricant.
13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this years Defense against the Dark arts professor is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for bludgers.
11. If a classmate falls asleep I will not take advantage of this fact and draw a dark mark on their arm.
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Myrtle an eyeful”.
8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore.”
7. The giant squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule ball.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filtch’s office is not appropriate.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
3. Growing marijuana and hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra-credit project for Herbology.”
2. No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons nor will I insist that their house colors indicate they are, “covered in bees”.
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Evvie Willows
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Post by Evvie Willows on Jun 9, 2009 9:29:08 GMT -5
*reads number 81 and hands up the phone* But but.. it would have been really funny! okay, how about Ghost Hunters instead? *grin*
*quickly changes all the "I will not" to "I will"*
Hmm, I didn't see any rules against hitting the slytherins on the head with a big stick and calling myself a snake charmer *big grin*
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Post by Alice Sefaline on Jun 9, 2009 9:31:06 GMT -5
haha good one lol
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Post by Alice Sefaline on Jun 9, 2009 9:32:26 GMT -5
we see these rules as minor guide lines so you know...
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Post by Will Thorn on Jun 9, 2009 12:54:31 GMT -5
haha XD my personal favourites
72. When fighting deatheaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “there can only be ONE”.
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Post by Kain Winters on Jun 9, 2009 16:18:37 GMT -5
Haha, i've seen this before. My favorite always was... 2. No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
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Post by Penelope Delani on Jun 9, 2009 17:05:17 GMT -5
My favorites are as follows:
81. Calling Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. 80. I will not use Slytherine and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations. 74. I will not say, “Dude get a life” to Voldemort. 69. Fist years should not be encouraged to befriend the whomping willow. 50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me ‘the pointy hat trick’. 39. Asking, “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and then walking away is only funny the first time. (I've done this to people plenty of times, its really fun lol) 25. I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him that they are real animals. 23. I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class. (Evvie says darn it, but that would have been fun) 12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for bludgers. (Of course not, thats what Crabbe and Goyle are for!)
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Post by Kain Winters on Jun 9, 2009 17:26:56 GMT -5
Lol Penelope! I also Like the Pokemon one, XD I remember those little creatures! I was never into them much, suprisingly. >.< LOL, maybe I should've been. -.-
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Post by Penelope Delani on Jun 9, 2009 18:32:20 GMT -5
I just started playing Pokemon platinum on my ds and I'm addicted to it lol
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Post by Kain Winters on Jun 9, 2009 18:34:11 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!!! >.< I've never played pokemon. -.-
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Evvie Willows
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Laughter is the best medicine
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Post by Evvie Willows on Jun 9, 2009 18:45:24 GMT -5
Silly Vampire boy, you're missing out! ^_^
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Evvie Willows
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Laughter is the best medicine
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Post by Evvie Willows on Jun 9, 2009 19:11:44 GMT -5
OOHHH and just because you hit a few Gryffindors doesn't mean you can call yourself a lion taimer.
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Post by Kain Winters on Jun 10, 2009 17:05:05 GMT -5
I'm not sure if "Missing out" is the correct term....us vampires would much rather sleep and reign terror on inexpecting girls walking down allys, I suppose. Isn't that the stereotype? Oh, and also that we turn into bats. -.- Ew. What a terrible choice of animal. Bats a such putrid creatures...-.- Is there a bat pokemon?
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Post by Penelope Delani on Jun 10, 2009 17:54:54 GMT -5
Yes, and its the ugliest pokemon lol
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